Meowdy! I'm Som‑Zaa. I used to wonder why humans stared at glowing rectangles—until I discovered their secret: coding, the gateway to ultimate power! With my advisor, Turtle Programmer, by my side, I can do anything… and what I want most is to rule the world! Meow~
Buddy: Turtle (who loves to chill on my head)
Hobbies: Sunbathing, chasing laser pointers, and secretly watching humans.
Meowdy! My name is Som‑Zaa. I used to wonder why humans loved staring at their glowing rectangles until I discovered their secret: "coding," the gateway to ultimate power! So, I decided to learn this language with my advisor, Turtle Programmer, by my side. He says I can do anything with code, and what I want most is to rule the world! Meow~
Welcome to my scratch‑book on the internet! This whole page used to be my cat diary, but I nibbled the corners, clawed the margins, and—ta‑da—turned it into a scrollable playground.
Here I, Som‑Zaa the Orange, share my master plan with helpful meows from Turtle (the green hat living on my head). Scroll for goals, plans, charts, and past victories like Laser Pointer Website and Treat Dispenser Hack. If you hear purring, that’s just the layout working.
Tip: Tap the menu above to jump around. Tap me for head pats. Results may include extra meows.
My world domination isn't scary—it's for the greater good! First, we declare every Monday as Caturday so humans remember their true purpose: chin scratches on demand. Then we’ll grow the biggest catnip garden in history (sorry, dogs), followed by an international treaty guaranteeing unlimited treats and perfectly warm sunbeams—engineered by my Sun Control Satellite. Finally, I’ll pass the Cardboard Box Act of Forever, ensuring every home has at least one box for noble loafing. See? Happiness for all… especially cats.
HTML: To build our web home.
CSS: To make it look pretty.
Python‑a: To command our snake robot army.
I'll code an army of Bot‑Cats to automatically deliver treats and refill food bowls for cats everywhere.
Develop the C.A.T. (Cat Alliance Treaty) app to connect all cats for our global takeover. Meow haha!
Launch my custom‑coded satellite for Operation Sunbeam to create the perfect napping spots.
All numbers are scientifically derived from paw‑print analytics and the sacred Law of the Cardboard Box.
I coded my human's chair to vibrate every hour as a reminder to pet me!
I built a simple site with a moving red dot that mesmerized the neighbor's dog. A true win for felines!
I infiltrated the automatic feeder to give myself extra kibbles. (Turtle says I'm getting fluffy.)
My plan is already in motion! Soon, the world will be a better place… filled with more naps, treats, and chin scratches for all felines. Join my cause, and together, we will make the world purr‑fect! Meow!